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COMPREHENSIVE HORMONE ANALYSIS

Fatigue, Weight Gain, Brain Fog? Hormones Are Running the Show.

Exhaustion, mood swings, stubborn weight, low libido, sleep disruption—these aren’t just stress. They’re signs of hormone imbalance sabotaging every system in the body.
The Hormone Zoomer reveals the hidden imbalances in thyroid, adrenal, sex hormones, and metabolic function—so protocols can finally address what’s actually broken.
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Simple Blood Draw
Education Session Included
$950

Includes education session + personalized protocol

50+

Hormones Measured

80%

Of Women Have Hormone Imbalance

Every

Cell Affected by Hormones

10-15

Years to Get Proper Support

When Hormones Fail, Everything Fails

Hormones control energy, metabolism, mood, sleep, immunity, and reproduction. When they're out of balance, the entire system breaks down—and standard testing misses most of it.

Crushing Fatigue

Thyroid and adrenal dysfunction

Stubborn Weight Gain

Insulin resistance and metabolic slowdown

Brain Fog & Memory Issues

Low thyroid and sex hormone imbalance

Mood Swings & Anxiety

Cortisol dysregulation and neurotransmitter disruption

Sleep Disruption

Cortisol and melatonin imbalance

Low Libido

Sex hormone deficiency or dominance

"Your labs are normal" doesn't mean hormones are optimal.

Standard hormone panels test TSH and maybe a few sex hormones—completely missing thyroid conversion, adrenal function, hormone metabolites, and nutrient cofactors. The Hormone Zoomer reveals the full picture.

What the Hormone Zoomer Reveals

Over 50 hormone markers analyzed to assess thyroid function, adrenal health, sex hormone balance, and metabolic status—far beyond what standard testing provides.

Complete Thyroid Panel

Standard testing only checks TSH. This panel measures production, conversion, and utilization—revealing why symptoms persist despite “normal” TSH.
TSH
Free T4
Free T3
Reverse T3
Thyroid antibodies (TPO, TG)
Thyroglobulin

Adrenal Function

Chronic stress depletes adrenal reserves, leading to fatigue, anxiety, and immune dysfunction. These markers assess stress hormone patterns.
Cortisol (morning, noon, evening, night)
DHEA-S
Cortisol/DHEA ratio
Pregnenolone
Progesterone

Sex Hormones (Women)

Estrogen dominance, progesterone deficiency, and testosterone imbalance drive PMS, PCOS, infertility, and menopausal symptoms.
Estradiol (E2)
Estrone (E1)
Estriol (E3)
Progesterone
Testosterone (total & free)
SHBG
DHEA-S

Sex Hormones (Men)

Low testosterone, estrogen dominance, and DHT imbalance cause fatigue, weight gain, low libido, and mood issues in men.
Testosterone (total & free)
Estradiol
DHT
SHBG
DHEA-S
Pregnenolone
Progesterone

Hormone Metabolites

How hormones are broken down matters. Unhealthy metabolites increase cancer risk and drive symptoms even when hormone levels look normal.
2-OH estrone
4-OH estrone
16-OH estrone
Estrogen metabolism ratios
5-alpha reductase activity

Insulin & Metabolic Health

Insulin resistance disrupts all other hormones—thyroid, sex hormones, and adrenals. These markers reveal metabolic dysfunction.
Fasting insulin
Fasting glucose
HbA1c
HOMA-IR (insulin resistance)
Leptin
Adiponectin

Nutrient Cofactors

Hormones can’t function without key nutrients. Deficiencies sabotage hormone production, conversion, and receptor sensitivity.
Vitamin D
Magnesium
Zinc
Selenium
Iodine
B vitamins (B6, B12, folate)

Inflammatory Markers

Inflammation disrupts hormone signaling and receptor function. These markers identify systemic inflammation affecting hormonal health.
hs-CRP
Homocysteine
Ferritin
ESR
Fibrinogen

Who Needs the Hormone Zoomer?

This test is ideal for anyone experiencing symptoms of hormonal imbalance

Women with PMS/PMDD

Severe mood swings, cramps, bloating, or irregular cycles may indicate hormonal imbalances.

Peri/Menopausal Women

Hot flashes, night sweats, sleep issues, and mood changes often stem from shifting hormones.

Brain Fog & Fatigue

Persistent exhaustion and cognitive issues may relate to cortisol, thyroid, or sex hormone imbalances.

Unexplained Weight Changes

Sudden weight gain/loss despite diet/exercise may indicate thyroid or insulin issues.

Low Libido

Decreased sex drive often relates to imbalances in testosterone, estrogen, or progesterone.

Men with Low T

Fatigue, muscle loss, erectile dysfunction may indicate testosterone deficiency.

The Hormone Zoomer tests 12 key hormones plus their metabolites

Who Needs the Hormone Zoomer

Women experiencing PMS, PCOS, endometriosis, or menopausal symptoms

Men with low energy, low libido, weight gain, or mood issues

Anyone with unexplained fatigue despite adequate sleep

People struggling with stubborn weight that won't budge

Those with thyroid symptoms but "normal" TSH

Anyone with chronic stress, burnout, or adrenal fatigue

People recovering from mold, Lyme, or chronic infections (hormone disruption)

Anyone told their hormones are "fine" but still don't feel right

What's Included

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Blood Draw Kit

  • At-home or lab blood collection
  • Pre-paid shipping label
  • Clear instructions included
  • Results in 7-10 business days
    • 🎓

    Education Session

  • 1-on-1 results review with Jacob
  • Understand hormone patterns and imbalances
  • Identify root causes of symptoms
  • Q&A to clarify findings
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    Personalized Protocol

  • Custom supplement recommendations
  • Dietary modifications for hormone balance
  • Lifestyle strategies to support optimization
  • Clear action steps to implement

    • $950

    Complete hormone analysis + education session + personalized protocol

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    Secure checkout | Results in 7-10 days | Education session scheduled after results

    What to Expect

    1

    Order & Receive Kit

    Test kit ships within 1-2 business days. Includes everything needed for blood collection.

    2

    Collect Sample

    Simple blood draw (at-home or local lab). Timing matters for some hormones—instructions included. Use pre-paid label to ship back.

    3

    Lab Processing

    Advanced analysis of 50+ hormone markers. Results ready in 7-10 business days.

    4

    Results & Education Session

    Receive comprehensive report. Schedule 1-on-1 session with Jacob to review findings.

    5

    Personalized Protocol

    Get custom recommendations based on results. Clear action steps to restore hormone balance.

    Common Questions

    Standard testing checks TSH and maybe estrogen/testosterone. The Hormone Zoomer measures thyroid conversion (Free T3, Reverse T3), adrenal function (cortisol patterns), hormone metabolites, nutrient cofactors, and inflammatory markers—the full picture of hormonal health that conventional labs miss.

    Timing matters. For women still menstruating, day 19-21 of the cycle is ideal (luteal phase). For men and post-menopausal women, any time works. Morning collection is best for cortisol and thyroid. Detailed timing instructions are included with the kit.

    Not necessarily. Testing while on hormones shows how well the current protocol is working. If wanting a baseline without exogenous hormones, stop for 1-2 months before testing (consult with Jacob first to ensure safety).

    Most people with chronic symptoms have multiple imbalances—that's why the personalized protocol prioritizes interventions. Hormones interact, so addressing one often improves others. The education session clarifies which findings matter most and where to start.

    Most insurance doesn't cover comprehensive functional hormone testing. However, the $950 price includes the test, education session, and personalized protocol—far more actionable than what insurance-based testing provides. HSA/FSA funds can often be used.

    Many people notice initial improvements (more energy, better sleep, improved mood) within 4-6 weeks. Deeper hormone rebalancing takes 3-6 months. The protocol is designed for sustainable, long-term optimization—not quick fixes that don't last.

    Balance Hormones. Reclaim Energy.

    Fatigue, weight gain, mood swings—these aren’t inevitable. They’re signals of hormone imbalance. The Hormone Zoomer reveals what’s actually broken—so healing can finally begin.

    $950

    Test + Education Session + Personalized Protocol

    ORDE HORMONE ZOOMER
    Secure checkout | Ships within 1-2 days | Results in 7-10 days
    Questions? Book a discovery call to discuss if this test is right for your situation.